Cottage, The

The Cottage (2008)
Dir: Paul Andrew Williams

A pair of kidnappers botched efforts lead them into the path of a psychotic farmer.
Bizarre British horror/comedy that gradually gets more and more ridiculous. It tries to be funny and scary at the same time, yet it never really achieves either. The acting is pretty bad and the director makes some irritating choices, culminating in a rather lame final act.

Story: 3
Acting: 3
Directing: 3
Scares: 2
Gore: 7
Overall: 3